Of Weapon Damage and Catfish Ogres

Greetings, wastelanders! Today, I bring three complementary creatures for your terror and amusement. I also wax philosophical about weapon damage and why one base damage die is enough.

Thoughts On Weapon Damage Dice

In ICRPG, basic weapon damage is d6. Longbow, crossbow, laser, club: d6. Variety comes through stats and gear, some of which increase die type or add bonuses to rolls. Blood and Bone uses the same idea: what you can do with a weapon make the difference, not the weapon itself. In Blood and Bone, your traits make your weapon choice matter.

The first time I saw d6 weapon damage was in the D&D Blue Box. I was about ten and I didn’t know much about weapons or fighting. D6 damage for everything from a butter knife to a bec de corbin seemed boring and lame.

Now I know that a dagger can kill you as dead as a great sword. I know that a fighter’s strength, skill, speed, experience, and luck matter more than the weapon of choice. I know that weapons do damage when they skirt your defenses and deplete your luck, blood, and stamina.

You can argue “yes, but with all things being equal…”, but they never are. A knife is better than nothing, a club is better than a knife, and a gun is better than a club…sometimes. Ranged beats melee…sometimes. Knives are harder to disarm than clubs or guns…sometimes. Clubs and knives tie in skill investment vs. return on trauma; you need very little skill to win with either. We’re not even talking yet about terrain, lighting, psychology, adrenaline, armor or any of the other factors that influence combat.

There’s no such thing as a fair fight unless we work hard to fabricate one. We do this by removing variables. We provide a clean flat surface, weight classes, rules, cut men, referees, coaches…fighting is brutal, but it’s not combat. Combat is deadly chaos. Who does the most damage is more complex than rock-paper-scissors. D6 for base weapon damage works for me because it allows other factors to matter more.

Enough theory. Let’s look at some monsters!

Monster Sets

Monster sets are trios of monsters that complement and build on one another's strengths. ICRPG's streamlined monster design makes it easy to dovetail their concepts and mechanics.

The monster set concept comes from Hankerin Ferinale, the inestimable force behind the Runehammer brand. Monster sets was a topic on his Patreon, linked to below. For a buck a month, you get access to some of the most innovative gaming tools and theory around. A worthy investment for newbies and grognards alike! On to the beasties...

Channel Lurkers

These are the foot-soldiers. They live to feed.

• One heart (ten hp)
• Rolls: +2 Str, Con, weapon damage
• Tough bastards. Melee attacks against them are always Hard.
• Swat, swat, bite: weapon damage
• Taste the air: No combat penalties for darkness
• Taste for blood: When any character loses half their hit points, channel lurker attacks against them are easy for the rest of the encounter.

 

An unused catfish mirelurk concept from Fallout 3

Blasphemous Croaker

These are the leaders, the ones who give purpose to the lurkers.

• Two hearts (twenty hp)
• Rolls: +2 all stats, weapon damage
• Really tough bastards. All attacks against them are always Hard.
• Glow-touched: magic damage (radiation burn)
• Taste the air: No combat penalties for darkness
• Pheromone frenzy: One target gains +2 to hit and damage
• Blasphemous Croak: All non-catfish within far range make Cha saves or may take no action and may only move Near for the next turn.

Big wretched Science Machine (BWSM)

This is the thing they worship, guard, obey…

• One heart
• Rolls: +4 to all rolls
• Hard to kill: ignore damage under 10, take only one damage per hit.
• Lightning arc: Magic damage, damage above six arcs to another target, re-roll to hit. Above six arcs to another target, etc. 3 attacks per round. If the arc hits a channel lurker, it is healed instead of harmed.  If an arc hits a blasphemous croaker, the croaker can automatically direct an arc to another target regardless of how much magical effort it absorbs.
• Floats on air: grav-based crackly giant sphere
• Seismic thud: all save vs. prone and basic effort damage, close range
• +3 to all attacks and damage
• Horrid keening: All non-catfish within far range make Cha saves or may not move and all attempts are Hard. If already hard, increase Target by 1.

Channel lurkers can be the orcs of a PA campaign: expendable, bestial and reliably malicious. Maybe the BWSM is in a food depot, originally an AI with an altruistic mission-driven slowly insane through isolation and trauma. Some good dogs may be able to restore or re-program the BWSM for its mission of food security.i

We’ve covered a lot of ground here, wastelanders. Let me know in the comments if you’ve found anything useful along the way! I’m also interested to know what content you’d like to see explored on the Ragged Road: more maps? A Car-based loot table? Systems? More monsters? Spit your need and be witnessed!

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Links

· Runehammer Patreon, the inspiration for monster sets

· Other Dust, a great PA resource

· Pugmire, a game about good dogs in a bad world

· Blood and Bone, a gritty, low-magic Sword and Sorcery RPG that delivers the Sword & Sorcery vibe.

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Harvest of Doom! Part 3: A Post-Apocalyptic Adventure

Harvest of Doom! Part 3 – The Hub (Target: 11)

This is the final segment of Harvest of Doom!, an adventure based in a ruined aquaponics farm. In the prior segment, I detailed the last living tower, a vertical farm worked by robots. The PC's goal was to ascend the tower and open the giant aperture in its floor. The open aperture leads to this segment's goal- a priceless cache of seeds.

The control room at the top of the living tower in part 2 is the main boss fight of the adventure. When they get to part three, the PC's should need rest and low on resources. If they have been able to recharge, increase the difficulty.

When the aperture opens, PC's may lower the freight platform into the hub (10 effort). PC’s with a prosthetic link or a farm-linked datapad do magical effort (d8). (Part two explains the Effort mechanic.) The party can also lower themselves using ropes, levitation, etc.

The hub has two levels: operations at the top, and distribution on the ground floor. The operations catwalk is twenty feet from the aperture; the ground floor is forty.

Operations Level

On this level, a catwalk encircles the main shaft. Six sets of double glass doors open to the farm's operational facilities:

1. Robot repair shop. The lights flicker; otherwise, the shop is pristine. Two repair robots are working on a self-propelled tractor. Tools, materials, parts litter the room. The robots ignore the players unless attacked. This room contains three type A power cells and one type B cell.
2. Chemical storage room. Two hazmat suits. Neat and clean, but dark. Open flames here are a bad idea.
3. Fertilizer mixing lab. Almost identical to Chem Storage, but with workstations. Makes chemical mixing Easy for characters with appropriate skills or background.
4. Fisheries management. This room is for monitoring aquaponics and catfish health. Catfish swim through the three aquaponics tubes running through the room. Monitors and diagnostic equipment crowd the space. Looping video shows a four-legged catfish leaping off a table and scuttling away.
5. Dispatching office. Bones, manifests, coffee cups. Treasure: Farm-linked datapad. Includes shipping manifests that reveal locations of other hubs, farms and distribution depots. Effort 10 to unlock. A Hard check and twenty points of effort deactivate the robots on the hub floor. In the back of this office is a tram tunnel that leads to a small parking lot. The tram’s type B power cell is dead.
6. Pesticide lab. Three monitor-bots are here, refilling with pesticide. They will ignore the characters unless attacked. Mixing chemicals in the lab is Easy for characters with appropriate skills.

Ground Level

On this level, eight openings lead away from the central hub. A low dais edged with safety lights marks off the circumference of the freight platform. Self-driving electric flatbeds stacked with crates sit in three of the tunnels. The others hold only darkness and a musty smell. Robot loaders stand motionless near the three trucks, covered in dust and cobwebs.

If the freight platform touches the dais, the robots power up and start moving crates to the flatbeds.

Timer 1 (d4)

There are three timers on this level. First timer: D4 rounds until five giant ants spill out of one of the empty tunnels. The ants go for the crates and PC’s; the robots attack the ants (unless the PC's deactivated the robots in the Operations office). Every round thereafter, d4 ants show up and attempt to take crates and small PC's back to their nest.

Threat

Giant ants! The PC’s must find the seeds and escape!

Treat

The seed crates are sealed and stamped with a symbol of a green sprout. (illo). Produce crates are open-topped and contain only desiccated compost. (Sharp PC's will see value in this as well.) The seeds are a great treasure in the famine-stricken wasteland. They will open doors for the PC’s to prestige, power and wealth. The robots will attempt to prevent the PC’s from taking the seeds and compost.

Timer 2 (d4)

Second timer: after the ants appear, roll a d4.  In that many rounds, three myconid scouts appear from another tunnel and try to make off with the seeds. The robots will resist them.

Threat 2

Now the PC’s are in a three-way battle. The myconids carry shards of crystal that emit radiation. Treat them as rods/wands of poison. If the myconids take damage and have managed to grab a seed crate, they all run into a tunnel. If anyone pursues them they find only a weird door-sized tracery of mold on a solid wall.

Timer 3 (d4)

Third timer: after the myconids appear, rolla d4. In that many rounds, the giant aperture creaks to life and begins to close. The aperture works like an elevator; even slight resistance will open it again. The PC’s don’t know that, though. Hee, hee, hee…

Sequence

As soon as the PC’s hit the ground floor, the first timer starts. D4 rounds later, the ants arrive. They go for the crates and PC’s. The robots resist the ants if the robots are active.

As soon as the ants arrive, the second timer starts. D4 rounds later, the myconids arrive. They try to steal three seed crates and escape.

As soon as the myconids arrive, the third timer starts. D4 rounds later, the aperture begins to close.

This encounter is more about discovery and disruption than danger. There’s a lot going on, but nothing catastrophic. If the PC’s dally at the aperture before they descend, deciding to rest, have it sloooooowly begin to close. Emphasize how loud and massive it is. Even if the PC's discover how to reset the aperture, its closing routine is on a short, regular timer. The only way to keep it open is to jam it. Once the aperture is jammed, a crew of four spider bots will appear in 1d4 rounds to clear the jam and will fight to do so. Don't let the party rest if you can help it!

Other treats

Ingenious players will see many crafting opportunities on the Operations level. If they try to craft weapons out of chemicals or robot parts, let them! These are one-use magic items. Use effort to make crafting timely. If they spend too much time in Operations, roll the first timer and have the ants go for the seeds. Also, let them know what an explosives-crafting critical failure looks like. They may not even want to chance it. (Or that may be an incentive; players are nuts.)

The Tunnels

The tunnels can lead to food distribution depots anywhere in your wasteland. Mandate bases, population centers, research facilities, other farms, are all possibilities.

The tunnels are also a good way to connect locations in your wasteland. They can be a fast travel mechanism, providing safer camping. The tunnels can introduce different rules, challenges and subterranean encounter tables. What other things have discovered these efficient pathways? How have they adapted the tunnels for their own purposes?

Mechanics

Harvest of Doom is a great way to introduce Runehammer’s timers and effort to your game. These little tweaks will add tension, narrative gravity, and an element of fun to skill use. Try them out and see for yourself!

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Harvest of Doom Part 1

Harvest of Doom Part 2

Myconids

Other Dust

Pugmire
Runehammer (Support his Patreon for a buck; it's a steal.)

Bonus: Bullet Journal Myconid Page

Stop and Smell the Rad-Roses! adding a sense of wonder to your wasteland

A radioactive myconid from my sketchbook

It’s easy to lose a sense of wonder in the irradiated grind of a post-apocalyptic RPG. Wonder is what we feel seeing the Grand Canyon or a cool mushroom: it’s a deep reminder that the world is more beautiful and strange than we can fully grasp. It balances the bullet-counting ruin-crawls and keeps the players hungry for more.

Science often inspires wonder. Science-based world building adds weirdness and awe without breaking immersion.  Websites that highlight new discoveries or cutting-edge technologies can send your mind off in wild directions that will amaze and intrigue your players, keeping them curious about what is below the next bunker.

Another sketchy myconid. Watch the bumbershoot!

An article on using slime molds to discover Roman roads (link below) got me thinking about myconids, who I had always dismissed as kind of silly.  What if myconids moved through space and time in a unique way? I like the thought of players pursuing a myconid scout only to see it vanish through a fungal threshold outlined on a solid wall.  What if I never said “myconid scout”, describing instead a misshapen figure in a conical hat that randomly showed up, helped or hurt them, and then disappeared before they could interact?

Then they would have a mystery on their hands, and mysteries are hooks. Hooks keep players hungry and they'll keep coming back to the table.

Disappearing mushroom folk raise the question: where do they go?  In other articles, I learned that mushrooms have the same pigment-melanin-that adds color to human skin.  Some scientists surmise that mushrooms us their melanin to convert radiation into growth energy. Do myconids thrive in radioactive necropoli, feeding on radiation and the dead? Can they grow large at will like Duergar?  Do they clean up hot zones or do they just multiply and scheme? Are the glowing remains of urban centers, the hottest of hot zones, ground zero for a new myconid supremacy? Some quick web research has transformed myconids from hippy root-huggers to an inscrutable emergent species slowly but inevitably filing the human niche.  Following a Myconid back to its home base will be a terrible, memorable adventure.

Role-playing games run on bloodlust and wonder; if your players don’t stop to smell the rad-roses, they’re missing out on half the fun.  How do you infuse your wasteland with wonder and keep your players coming back for more?  Comment below!

• article on slime molds used to plot Roman roads
• article on fairy rings
• link to Les Claypool's soundtrack to "Mushroom Men"

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